12 October, 2009

My First Belizean Joke

I just got an email from Barb. It contained a real "first", well, for me anyway. A Belizean joke and it was actually funny. Here it is:
Belize Joke
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?”
He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
 

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Belizean hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the Belizean devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells.

Why are there so many people waiting to get in?” he asked.

“Because there is never any reliable electricity from BEL.

Therefore, the electric chair does not work.
Someone tief all the nails so there’s none to lay you on, and
The devil is working for Ralph & Said.
So he comes in, signs the attendance register and then goes back home,

Calls Channel 5 and the fellas Reid and Tillett to help him make up a story
To fool the Die-Hard Belizean People.
And like all good jokes, if you have to explain it, it looses something. So, If you don't know some of the things in the joke, well, then you had to be there, I guess.

Thanks, Barb. It was a hoot.

4 comments:

sandy a said...

LOL! I like it!

Belizean Beach Bums said...

We like it too!!!
Hi Sandy, we meet on all the best blogs.
Sharyn

Anonymous said...

Hi Dave: Good Joke. I have not used this comment site before but I'll give it a try. Tried Skype this morning. No luck. Getting your blog every day now with no problem.

orchis said...

LOL

Now I have another reason to move from Germany to Belize!